A Birthday Letter from Rafayel to My Miss Hunter

Hey, my dearest Miss Hunter,

It’s my birthday today, and who better to spill my heart to than you? That contract we signed last year? It’s staying alive for another year. I mean, a delicate fish like me—blame my cartoon obsession lately—wouldn’t last a day in this human world without your protection. So, no ditching me, got it?

Let’s set some rules: no more tardiness, no forgetting your VIP (that’s me), and absolutely no telling others I’m “ignoring” you. Basically, no to anything that doesn’t keep me at the top of your list. Clear?

The northern hemisphere’s way too chilly at year-end—boring! How about we escape to Australia for a birthday getaway? Work expense? Name your price—just say yes, because I’m not going without my Miss Hunter!

Still itching to touch my tail, huh? New Year’s wasn’t enough? Two tails, and you didn’t even memorize them? Alright, one quick peek (´ . .̫ . `)—but no touching, Miss Hunter!

Here’s the truth: I’d do anything to make you happy, even if I turn into a blushing mess. So, Miss Hunter, be fearless, be bold, be you. Your life’s heading exactly where you want it—I’m sure of it.

And, well… “I love you.” That’s a whisper from your Lemurian sea god.

Forever yours,
Rafayel